Killer Ninja Penguin

Should have explained the 'Killer Ninja Penguin' character as well. The husband wanted to come up with a little saying that would help remind the kids about the chemicals that are used in fertilisers. These are Phosphorus (K), Nitrogen (N) and Potassium (P), hence Killer Ninja Penguin. He did ask the kids if they could come up with their own rhymes but none of them where half as good though one bright spark did come up with 'Never Poke Kids'. This was quickly glossed over though I doubt said child will ever forget his fertilisers now.