I've got a bill,
It's going to make you ill,
Whip crack,
Hear me quack,
I'll take on the Killer Ninja Penguin,
I'll make him sing,
When I smack him with my wing,
I am the midnight duck
I don't give a fuck,
I'll rhyme what I like,
Feel my might,
I have you in my sights,
I'll take you down,
And make you drown,
At midnight, in my duck pond.
The husbands new persona is the 'Midnight Duck'. This came about after he tried to tell me this morning that he was 'as dark as midnight' (this was whilst I still waking up in bed and he was getting dressed after his shower) which I heard as 'a duck at midnight' hence the Midnight Duck was born. I have had to put up with really, really, bad puns all morning.
I need more sleep.
About Me
- Tekgirl
- Oxford, United Kingdom
- Am I an entomological knitter or a knitting entomologist? Who knows, but either way the two main things in my life are knitting and insects. I can throw in a husband, two cats and a bunch of other things related to crafty goodness in on top of that but you've covered the basics in two words. If you want to get more technical then I guess I'd describe myself more as a collections manager than a taxonomist and I love all things museum/library/botanical gardens based. I'm one of lifes catagorisers- even from an early age I would arrange things in size or colour order and now I do it for a living. Just on a much larger scale.
Crane Count
0050
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